Help! A Bear Is Eating Me! (MP3 format)

Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own. (Available in print this October from Afterbirth Books -- www.afterbirthbooks.com)