<p>Welcome to <b>Myrtle & Cleatus: Front Porch Stories</b> — where the gossip is hot, the laughs are louder, and the porch never sleeps.</p><p>This is a storytelling comedy podcast inspired by small-town life, unforgettable neighbors, and the kind of everyday chaos you only notice when you slow down and sit a spell. Myrtle and Cleatus may be fictional, but the moments, personalities, and porch-side observations are pulled straight from real life.</p><p>Each episode feels like pulling up a rocking chair and listening in as two longtime neighbors swap stories about Randy, Miss Darlene, Postage the chicken, and a neighborhood that never quite behaves.</p><p>If you love character-driven humor, cozy storytelling, and laughing at the wonderfully weird side of ordinary life, there’s always a seat waiting for you on this porch.</p>
