<p>"All the latest celebrity gossip, hot fashion tips and 101 ways to spice up your love life."</p> <p>A few months ago, I found a cache of tapes in a gents lavotory, wrapped in what appeared to be a suicide note.</p> <p>While many of the tapes had degrated due to exposure to the harsh toilet environment, much of their content was still playable. I became obsessed with cataloguing the dreary, meloncholic sounds contained therein. I have encoded and placed here all that I was able to salvage, and as I am slowly able to un-stick the tiny reels of cassette I intend to publish the rest.</p> <p>I know very little about the man who created these sounds, however I have catalogued the recordings and collected the meagre information I have about him on this web page in the hope that we may share this tragedy.</p>
