Welcome to the world of actors: Barrington Dab (Andrew Wilson) and Jamie Tench (Martin Wolfenden) who in their own words, "are the finest actors in all of England." Which is a bold statement considering that Tench spends most of his time playing bad villains in straight to video movies. Dab however hate's the movie business and prefers to strip naked and pleasure himself into the faces of his audience, for what he calls "the art of it".
