<p>This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time.</p><p><strong><span style="font-weight:normal;">No lessons. No morals. No personal growth.</span></strong></p><p>Displayed are David’s deeply personal triumphs, seismic regrets, little wins and large humiliations.</p><p>Every story is true and in chronological order so as every questionable decision bleeds into the next, you’ll witness the slow, chaotic construction of a personality.</p><p>This is the Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot.</p>
