<p><strong>Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 </strong></p><p><strong>His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ </strong></p><p><strong>A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 </strong></p><p><strong>And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 </strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. </strong>🫵</p><p><br></p><p><strong>-- Part of the Fable and Folly Network. Check out more shows at </strong><a href="https://fableandfolly.com/">https://fableandfolly.com</a> <strong>-- </strong></p>
