Known by the FBI as Egor, he spent 10 years in prison for selling human body parts on ebay. Hidden deep within a soviet maximum security prison, 3 milesbelow the frozen siberian tundra, a plan is devised!!! Upon his escape Egor has a monent of genius and a brilliant plan is concieved ... To become rich and powerful!! Or to become the co-hostof a seedy low budget underground internet radio broadcast show. Cold, hungry and close to loosing his wifi Egor seeks refuge in the basement of an old condemend, supposedly haunted, wax museum. An unholyunion was about to begin!!! Driven insane by years of over exposure to wax museum chemicals and re runs of bad 70's television The Phantom is discovered!! After lurking alone and confused in the rafters and cellars of the old hauntedmuseum wax museum for what felt like centuries, The Phantom has found a friend!!!It became immediately obvious what must be done. They had to create a quality cheesegrater that didn't shred your knuckles
